you a bitch

It’s called copula deletion, or zero copula. Many languages and dialects, including Ancient Greek and Russian, delete the copula (the verb to be) when the context is obvious.

So an utterance like “you a bitch” in AAVE is not an example of a misused you, but an example of a sentence that deletes the copular verb (are), which is a perfectly valid thing to do in that dialect, just as deleting an /r/ after a vowel is a perfectly valid thing to do in an upper-class British dialect.


your family tree must be a cactus because everyone on it is a fucking prick

(Source: sanderrson, via randomhatthief)


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well i think that deserves a two hour break

(via inn0cent-bones)


I only wanna be hot so I can be rude and antisocial and mysterious and get away with it

(Source: studip, via cookiepooks)